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The Derek Zoolander Team for Kids Who Can't Ball Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Fall 2025 Court Volleyball Int 6s - Friday

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What is this, a court for ants??!

History

I used to feel that malaise and boredom that comes with a ridiculously good looking lifestyle. I started experimenting with mind altering drugs, Xtreme sports, outdoor activities etc. And then that all changed and well, Its easier to just tell you the story how I best know how.

So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

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Team Schedule

Friday, September 19

8:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Visitor vs Just Joshin	Win 3 - 0	Viewing Details
Friday, September 26
6:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Visitor vs spitballers	Loss 1 - 2	Viewing Details
Friday, October 3

7:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Home vs Bumpin’ Uglies	Loss 1 - 2	Viewing Details
Friday, October 17

6:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Home vs Purple Team		Viewing Details
Friday, October 24
8:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Visitor vs Green Team		Viewing Details
Friday, October 31
7:00 PM	London Christian High Court 2	Visitor vs Deez Nets		Viewing Details
Friday, November 7
7:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Home vs The Spinal Spikers		Viewing Details
Friday, November 14
7:00 PM	London Christian High Court 2	Home vs Deez Nets		Viewing Details
Friday, November 21
7:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Visitor vs Bumpin’ Uglies		Viewing Details
Friday, November 28
7:30 PM	Evelyn Harrison P.S. Court 1	Home vs Just Joshin		Viewing Details
Friday, December 12
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